FYI: Some win, some will lose,…
Thursday, July 24th, 2008FYI: Some win, some will lose, some r born to sing the blues.
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Suck: You dream your alarm is …
Thursday, July 24th, 2008Suck: You dream your alarm is going off so you get up to hit snooze only to realize it was just a dream & you could’ve slept another hour.
Tip: If you want to advertise …
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Tip: If you want to advertise yourself as being known for the “impeccable” services you provide, try not to spell it “impecible.”
Morissey v. Brewer for probati…
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Morissey v. Brewer for probation violations. Why am I only learning about this now?
The best thing about Billings:…
Sunday, July 20th, 2008The best thing about Billings: Bicyclists are virtually invisible to the police.
“But what does this U.S.A. exp…
Thursday, July 17th, 2008“But what does this U.S.A. expression want to mean, this <i>Buckeroo?</i>” - Marathe, the legless assassin, *Infinite Jest*
“Let not the weight thou would…
Sunday, June 29th, 2008“Let not the weight thou wouldst pull to theyself exceed thine own weight.” - Lyle the guru, *Infinite Jest* (128)
A good friend will come and ba…
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn! That was fun!”
What’s the diff btwn a municip…
Thursday, June 12th, 2008What’s the diff btwn a municipal bond & a musician? The bond eventually matures & earns income.
Why does NJ have the most toxi…
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008Why does NJ have the most toxic waste sites in the country while CA has the most lawyers? Because NJ had first choice! :-)
