the imbroglio

You can now set the home button to jump directly to the camera or search page when double-tapped.@. I will use this every day!

When I first entered law school, I thought that passing the bar was a euphemism that meant that when it was all over you could go into a bar and get any girl you wanted. Turns out, it’s some sort of test. @ Ha!

Listening to Michael Jackson's Thriller today is equivalent to listening to Elvis Presley's first album (1956) at the time of Thriller's release in 1982. @ Yes, I do feel old, yes I do.

I was sworn in yesterday by Thomas R. Fitzgerald, Chief Justice of the Illinois Supreme Court. @ Congratulations, Dave!

Can you write your life story in just six words? @.

Rafe McMullen had been arrested for trespassing and was residing in police custody at the South Loop (1718 S. State St.) was found dead in lock-up on Wednesday morning. Chicagoist: Man Dies In Police Lock-Up.

Palin is no longer a candidate, she's a punchline. @.

Not that I have sick time anyway, since I was roundly chastised the first and only time I took a day off sick, and have been forced to work through stomach flu and other ailments that even a minimum wage worker would be allowed to go home for. @ Gee, I wish I could find [...]

After hearing (in great detail) about Yiddish words and stuff, I finally said, "Look, I may be a shiksa, but I'm not a total moron." @.

Whatever lies ahead, I consider my first year as a lawyer to have been a great one and I am thankful that I have been lucky enough to have the experiences I have had. @.