Public defender promise: If we…
Monday, July 28th, 2008Public defender promise: If we don’t win your case, your next meal is free! ;-)
Archive for July, 2008
FYI: Some win, some will lose,…
Thursday, July 24th, 2008FYI: Some win, some will lose, some r born to sing the blues.
Bill
Thursday, July 24th, 2008Let me tell you something, kid. Working sucks, ok? Working sucks. And it doesn’t matter if you’re in a bank, a department store, or a doughnut factory, because once you’ve been there long enough the only thing you’ll care about is when your next pay increase is, how many vacation days you’ve accrued, and if your health insurance is going to pay for the cholesterol medicine that keeps your heart pumping no matter how much shit you work through it. Then, after you’ve gained 20 or 30 pounds because you’re so f***ing uptight all the time, you wake up and discover that you’re working for your father-in-law in a position with a gratuitous title and you’re totally replaceable, and, not only is the new guy better at your job, but he’s got a better car, and better jokes, and better hair! So no matter what you do, you make sure you make a lot of money doing it because it all sucks! And that is one lesson I, as your mentor, can teach you.
—Bill.
Suck: You dream your alarm is …
Thursday, July 24th, 2008Suck: You dream your alarm is going off so you get up to hit snooze only to realize it was just a dream & you could’ve slept another hour.
Tip: If you want to advertise …
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Tip: If you want to advertise yourself as being known for the “impeccable” services you provide, try not to spell it “impecible.”
Morissey v. Brewer for probati…
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Morissey v. Brewer for probation violations. Why am I only learning about this now?
The best thing about Billings:…
Sunday, July 20th, 2008The best thing about Billings: Bicyclists are virtually invisible to the police.
“But what does this U.S.A. exp…
Thursday, July 17th, 2008“But what does this U.S.A. expression want to mean, this <i>Buckeroo?</i>” – Marathe, the legless assassin, Infinite Jest
