Big firm associates are apparently “lost” and “unhappy.” Don’t you feel sorry for them? Things sort of sound especially bad at Jenner & Block, which does make me sad, actually. ((Apologies to my friends at big firms; I know it sucks. Might I suggest a career in public interest law? No money, but lots more satisfaction! Maybe…)) All of us unhappy lawyers could become teachers, concrete artists, or rappers. Concrete really does offer endless possibilities.
Tip: Don’t lie to judges.
Don’t you think a lot can be explained by the fact that there are drugs in our water?