Life in Chicago?

This city has absolutely the worst roads I have ever driven on. Potholes everywhere, and once they start, they don’t seem to get filled until they’re deep and wide enough to swallow your wheel whole. Oh, the city pretends to fill them, but the “patches” last for about an hour.

So it’s great that we’ve got the El for an alternative to driving, right? Except, well, you might get stabbed and no one will even try to help you.